And Nobody Ate It (a true story)

What I Made For Christmas:

  • French Toast Casserole with whipped cream and fresh strawberries
  • 2 Pepperoni Pizza Strombolis
  • 2 Ham and Cheese Strombolis
  • Baked Brie Wedge with brown sugar and pecans
  • Broccoli Cheese Casserole
  • Crock Pot Brown Sugar Pineapple Ham
  • Roast Turkey Breast
  • Mashed Potatoes
  • Rigatoni Pie
  • 2 Apple Pies
  • 4 dozen chocolate chip cookies
  • Italian Rainbow Cookie Cake
  • 3 Layer Chocolate Cake with chocolate cream cheese frosting

What My Kids Ate:

  • Whipped Cream
  • Ritz crackers (leftover from the broccoli casserole)
  • 400 licks of chocolate frosting (don’t worry- I turned the beater off first) and various batter-covered spoons because salmonella is a myth
  • A microscopic, Real Housewives-sized pseudo-bite of a child’s spoon of mashed potatoes followed by 15 minutes of gagging and dry heaving

Balls It Took For My Kids To Complain They Were Hungry 15 Minutes After I Finished Cleaning Up:

  • F.M.L.
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